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Hef's Jingle Belles

Hugh Hefner has sent out his annual holiday card, and in 2008 the 82-year old doubled the Christmas cheer by posing with topless, bodypainted twin girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon in a photo on the front.  Full story at Huffington Post.



Bailed-out Bank Execs Got a Fortune in 2007

In this Sept. 25, 2008 file photo, Lloyd C. Blankfein, CEO of Goldman Sachs, speaks at a luncheon on gender equality and empowerment of women at United Nations headquarters in New York. Banks that are getting taxpayer bailouts awarded their top executives nearly $1.6 billion in salaries, bonuses, and other benefits last year, an Associated Press analysis reveals.  Full story at Huffington Post.

Fort Dix 5 Convicted

A jury has found five men guilty of conspiring to kill soldiers at Fort Dix, New Jersey, a spokesman for the U.S. Attorney's office said Monday. Full story from CNN.



God Bless Little Caylee

Remains identified as those of Caylee Anthony.  Full story at MSNBC.



Strip Snow

Tourists and residents of Las Vegas alike received quite a shock as a snowstorm blanketed sin city's most famous monuments.  Full story at Huffington Post. 



The Person of the Year

On Friday, Dec. 5, the President-elect sat down with TIME managing editor Richard Stengel, editor-at-large David Von Drehle and Time Inc. editor-in-chief John Huey in Obama's spartan transition offices in Chicago to discuss his plans for the coming months, the improbability of his victory and how he's fighting to stay in touch with the real world from inside the presidential bubble. Full Story from Time and More Photos

The Story Schnitt Can't Mention On The Air
PartyGaming Plc’s founder and former director pleaded guilty to illegal Internet gambling and agreed to cooperate with the U.S. Justice Department in an investigation of the Web-based gaming company. Full Story from Bloomberg


Slightly Used Cougar on the Prowl
LONDON — Madonna has settled her divorce with ex-husband Guy Ritchie by also parting with at least 50 million pounds ($76 million), the singer's spokeswoman said Monday.  Full story at Huffington Post.



The Iraqi Shoe-i-cide Bomber
A reporter attacks Bush with two shoes. In Arab culture it's considered rude even to display the sole of one's shoe to a fellow human being. Full Story from the BBC
 
The reporter is Muntazer al-Zaidi of Al-Baghdadia, which is based on Cairo. AFP says other journalists there apologized to Bush. Video from HotAir
 

Paterson’s Office Is Not Amused by ‘SNL’ Skit
Gov. David A. Paterson’s office criticized a skit on this weekend’s “Saturday Night Live” in which Mr. Paterson, who is legally blind, was portrayed as disoriented and buffoonlike. Full Story and Videos from MJ Morning Show


Chicago Alleyways Have Really Big Rats




Schnitt's MJ Morning Show Welcomes Home 101st Airborne Soldier
The MJ Morning Show invited listeners to come to the Tampa Airport and welcome home Stevan Hollahan who just came back from serving our country in Iraq. Full Story and Video from MJ Morningshow


Don't Play With Your Food
Japanese man designed a brocoli flute. Watch video of his performance.


Blagojevich - Rug or Real?
Schnitt Show Listeners Wonder


Feds say Illinois Gov. arrested for 'crime spree'
Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich was arrested on corruption charges on Tuesday, including trying to sell the Senate seat vacated by fellow Democrat President-elect Barack Obama, federal prosecutors said. Full Story from Reuters


McCain's Unaired Rev. Wright ad
McCain had the opportunity to use the 30-second advertisement to attack his electoral rival but strategist Steve Schmidt says that McCain would not authorize its release. Video and Full Story from UPI


Justice - Sentenced
A judge imposed the sentenced two months after jurors found the 61-year-old retired football star guilty of all 12 charges against him for last year's gunpoint holdup of two sports collectors. Full Story from Reuters


Ileana Kept Hanging Up on Obama
When Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, a senior Republican congresswoman, received a call from a man who sounded suspiciously like Barack Obama yesterday, she was a little surprised. Full Story from Times Online

Schnitt got to speak with Congresswoman Ros-Lehitinen about reports that she kept hanging up on President-Elect Obama's personal call to her cellphone.



Fashion/Hockey Goon, Sean Avery Suspended For Sloppy Soundbite
Dallas Stars forward Sean Avery has been suspended indefinitely after a comment he made at the morning skate Tuesday was deemed "detrimental" to the NHL. Full Story from the Dallas Morning News
 



Keep Your Guard Up
The chances of a terror attack on a major city somewhere in the world using weapons of mass destruction are better than even, according to a task force mandated by the U.S. Congress, The Washington Post reported in its Tuesday edition. Full Story from Reuters


Blitz Line Starts Here
 
 
 

Dumb Ass Shot Himself
New York Giants receiver Plaxico Burress turned himself in to authorities today, three days after accidentally shooting himself in the thigh at a Manhattan nightclub. He wasn't limping as he stepped out of a black Cadillac Escalade and walked into a Midtown Manhattan police precinct to face charges of criminal possession of a firearm. Full Story from LA Times


Who's Falling For The Wig?
Obama's choice for director of the Office of Management and Budget - Wig wearing, Peter Orszag. Full Story from Reuters

MySpace Hoax Suicide Conviction
A jury on Wednesday was unable to reach a verdict on the main conspiracy charge and instead convicted a Missouri woman of three minor offenses for her role in an Internet hoax that apparently drove a 13-year-old girl to suicide. Full Story from The State

Chris Baker filling in

Dinner Set of 8

Who buys these commemorative plates? As Seen On TV website



Economic Tough Times Hit Nevada Brothel
More Women Seek Work Amid Spending Slowdown by Clients. Full Story from ABC News


GM Downsizing Jet Fleet, CEO Still Flies High
General Motors said today that it is putting two of its five corporate jets out of service because the planes are not being used enough. The top three executives at GM, however, will continue to use the private luxurious jets for all of their business and personal travel, despite a flurry of criticism over the perk following an ABC News report this week. Full Story from ABC News


Franken is Challenging This Ballot


Greatest Conspiracy Theories
From global warming to 9/11, Shakespeare to Elvis, Diana to JFK, peak oil to Roswell, conspiracy theories abound. Full Story from the UK Telegraph


Dow Drops 427 Points
The Dow fell over 5 percent closing below 8,000 for the first time since March 2003. Full Story from Reuters


Paulson Defends Bailout Despite House Criticism
During a hearing of the U.S. House of Representatives Committee on Financial Services, Kanjorski compared Paulson's statements that the financial situation had been stabilized sounded a lot like Great Depression-era statements by President Herbert Hoover. Full Story from the UPI


Does He Think He's Martha Stewart?
Mark Cuban, outspoken owner of the Dallas Mavericks, was charged with insider trading by the Securities and Exchange Commission. Full Story from the NY Post


Obama Terrorist Pal Breaks Silence on GMA
In his first post-election television interview, Chicago activist Williams Ayers, who became a center of controversy during the presidential election, breaks his silence in an exclusive interview with Chris Cuomo on Friday's "Good Morning America." Full Story from ABC News
 



Obama Resigns Senate Seat
President-elect Barack Obama said he would resign his U.S. Senate seat effective on Sunday as he focuses on his transition to the White House. "It has been one of the highest honors and privileges of my life to have served the people of Illinois in the United States Senate," Obama said in a statement. Full Story from Reuters


WSOP Youngest Champ Ever!

Peter Eastgate of Denmark celebrates after winning the World Series of Poker’s main event at the Rio Tuesday, November 11, 2008. Eastgate, 22, defeated Ivan Demidov of Russia to win $9.15 million, while also becoming the youngest champion in the WSOP’s 39-year history. Full Story from the Las Vegas Sun

National Enquirer: Cindy McCain Having Affair
The National Enquirer has published a new political "world exclusive": The ENQUIRER's exclusive bombshell expose as Sen. John McCain's wife, Cindy, is caught with another man! Full Story from Huffington Post
Body Found Outside Paula Abdul's Home
A formal Idol contestant was found dead in her car outside Paula Abdul's home last night. Full Story from TMZ


REPORT: Iran Test-fires New Missile Near Iraq
Iran has test-fired a new type of missile during war games near the Iraqi border, state television said Tuesday, after warning the United States it would respond to any violation of Iranian airspace. Full Story from Reuters


Obama Arrives At White House
President-elect Barack Obama visited the White House on Monday for his first post-election meeting with President George W. Bush, a strikingly symbolic moment in the historic transition of power in Washington. Full Story and Photos from Reuters


Deception = Too Much Blue
NY Times Sea of Blue Map is a deception, these counties are still red.

 
More Realistic Map
 
New York Times has a large map of the U.S. showing county-by-county election results as a sea of Democratic blue, with red areas limited to a few southern states, Arizona and Alaska. It looks like a Democratic landslide. Full Story from Newsbusters

Stocks Gains Slim as Obama Says There is No Quick Fix
Stocks pared gains on Friday after President-Elect Barack Obama told a news conference there was no quick or easy fix for the economy. Full Story from Reuters


The Audacity of Dope
People everywhere celebrated Obama's victory in the streets of their hometowns and elsewhere. Video from Fox 11
Obama Gas Station
President-elect Barack Obama’s name is in lights, and has been for months in the Motor City. The Obama Oil corner gas station at Wyoming Street and Plymouth Road in Detroit has been “pumping” up customers for the candidate's win. Full Story from Click On Detroit


'That One' - Won

 
Obama Supporters Celebrate with Soviet Flag
in front of the White House



Intimidation at the Polls
A poll observer in Philadelphia called police after witnessing what appeared to be voter intimidation by two members of the Black Panthers. Full Story from Newsmax
 
 
 



A Woman With 2 Big Boobs


Schnitt Speaks With Senator McCain
What must be one of the last radio interviews. McCain speaks with Schnitt early on Monday, the day before the election.



MUST HEAR: Peggy Joseph - Barack Will Fill Her Gas Tank and Pay Her Mortgage
Peggy Joseph speaking with NBC 6 about how she won't have to fill her gas tank once Obama is elected. Full Video from NBC 6
 

Nobama Fools Gold


Ayers Dedicated To Sirhan Sirhan
Obama Associate's Book Praised Robert F Kennedy's Killer. Full Story from Radio Equalizer
 
 


Happy Halloween

Woman: Barack Obama Will Pay My Mortgage and Fill My Gas Tank
Peggy Joseph speaking with NBC 6 about how she won't have to fill her gas tank once Obama is elected. Full Video from NBC 6



Ft. Laud Obama Hebrew Bumper Sticker
If only the L.A. Times would let this voter see Obama's P.L.O. Jew Bashing Dinner Toast Video

The video could, among other things, show how Obama responded to a poem recited at the party accusing Israel of "terrorism" and warning of consequences for U.S. support for Israel, which Goldfarb described as "hate speech." Full Story from the Politico
 
Tell The Los Angeles Times To Release The Video Of Obama.
Call Today!
877-554-4000



Sarah Palin Halloween Effigy Decoration
How Long Would It Take For Protests To Start, If Effigy Had Been Barack?
An effigy of US Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin hanging by a noose as part of a Halloween display has drawn severe criticism, but local officials said the homeowner was covered by free speech rights. Full Story from the SMH
 

On The Phone With Palin
During his morning show, Schnitt got to speak with Gov. Palin, on the phone, while she was visiting Penn.




ATF: Skinhead Plot to Assassinate Obama Foiled

The ATF says it has broken up a plot to assassinate Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama and shoot or decapitate 102 black people in a Tennessee murder spree. Full Story from Inside Bay Area
Joe Lieberman Stopped By
Connecticut Junior Senator Joe Lieberman stopped by Schnitt's Morning Show this morning to campaign for the McCain-Palin Presidential ticket. Photos in Studio
 

Tough Questions from WFTV Piss Off Biden
The Obama campaign whined about WFTV being "unprofessional" when it dared to dish out some tough questions to Vice President hopeful, Joe Biden. Full Video from YouTube
 
 



Sign Thieves Take Note


Scarlet Letter - LIAR!
Police sources tell KDKA that a campaign worker has now confessed to making up a story that a mugger attacked her and cut the letter "B" in her face after seeing her McCain bumper sticker. Full Story from KDKA


McCain POW Footage
New video of Senator John McCain as a POW in Vietnam has been released on the Internet. The footage comes from a 1968 French documentary. Full Story and Video from CC News


I Just Wanted To Charge Cell Phone
Police say a Mesa, Ariz., man allegedly carrying burglary tools claimed he broke into a home because he needed to charge his cell phone. Full Story from the UPI


GOP Presidential Candidate, Sen. John McCain / Schnitt Interview
McCain calls into the Schnitt Show, as the 2008 Election nears the wire.

Poll: 3 Of 4 Americans Scared, Angry
Three-quarters of U.S. residents believe things are going badly in the United States and large majorities are angry and frightened, a poll indicates. Full Story from YellowBrix


Biden: 'Gird Your Loins'

Joe Biden's advice to Americans to "gird your loins" because Barack Obama is going to face "an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy" is being treated as yet another gaffe by the lead-tongued Delaware senator. Full Story from Foreign Policy

Powell Comes Out For Obama
The former Secretary of State under George W. Bush and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs under George Bush Sr. is endorsing Barack Obama for President. Full Story from YellowBrix


Amber Alert - BOLO: Cole Puffinburger
UPDATE: Safe at Home
Cole Puffinburger was snatched from a Las Vegas home by a band of men posing as police officers. A country-wide Amber Alert remains in effect for the boy. Full Story from Fox News
 

Alabama Acorns Planting Fraud

Six Alabama counties have more people on their voting rolls than they do people of voting age, according to voter registration numbers and U.S. Census Bureau estimates. Full Story from the Birmingham News



Everyone Has Joe The Plumber Fever
Four minutes from the impromptu presser outside his home this morning. It’s like “Meet John Doe” but without the newspaper columnist pulling the strings! Full Story and Video from HotAir


Citgo Sign Can Burn In Hell
The Red Sox haven’t been on fire lately, but over the lunch hour today Fenway Park’s most recognized landmark almost went up in flames. Full Story from the Boston Herald



Halloween - 'Shock Value'
Imagine if Obama had been 'Portrayed' in a certain way by GOP supporters.

Democratic backer sends message by showing McCain, in KKK robe, chasing Obama. Full Story from the Star Gazette



Obama and One of his O-Flags

Actually he's in Ohio. Full Story from HotAir

Stock Surge, Up Over +900 Points
Stocks surged on Monday, following their worst week ever, as global efforts to recapitalize banks sparked a rally in financial shares, while credit markets showed some signs of loosening up. Full Story from Reuters


McCain Ad Today - Obama Ties to Acorn
Team McCain has decided to open another line of attack, this time in a new web ad titled “ACORN”. Full Story from HotAir


Mrs. Robinson Indecent or
Hot: Anything Goes

 
Speaking of Photos: No Moustache Touch-Up
The discussion over Sarah Palin's aggressively unflattering portrait on the cover of the current Newsweek is bubbling up into a full-fledged Media Controversy, with the cable-news talking heads now weighing in (and never mind that the issue has been out since Monday). Full Story from the Portfolio



Welcome Our Next Vice President, John McCain
The speaker’s an Obamican, or so he says, which may help explain the gaffe. Or maybe he’s disoriented from watching Biden try to balance his personal affection for McCain with his role as VP attack dog. Video and Full Story from HotAir.com
 



DASH CAM: Driver Backs Over Police Car
After a traffic stop the pulled over driver throws his car into reverse and backs over the squad car. Video and Full Story from CC News


Tina Fey and SNL do it again with VP debate spoof
As is becoming the custom every weekend, Tina Fey turns into Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin and the ratings take off. Full Story from the Christian Science Monitor
 
 



Red Shoes - Sergio Rossi or Payless?

One informed source suggested the ”Lance Flex Point Patent Pump” from none other than Payless house brand “Fioni.” At $19.99, it’s the perfect shoe to kick the tails of those doggone Wall Street greedypants. Full Story from BlackBook Mag



Opinion on Palin Heading into Debates
The public's opinion that Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is experienced enough is waning, a Washington Post-ABC News poll indicates. Five weeks after Republican presidential candidate John McCain tapped the Alaska governor to be his running mate, six in 10 voters see her as a lacking the experience to be an effective president, and 1/3 of those polled said they would be less likely to vote for McCain because of her, results from poll released Thursday indicated. Full Story from YellowBrix
Have Your Voice Heard
You should be polite and professional, but let the Commission on Presidential Debates know that having Gwen Ifill moderate the debate is unacceptable.
Email: jb@debates.org (Janet H. Brown, Exec. Director of Debates Commission)
Office: 202-872-1020
Fax: 202-783-5923
The reason why Gwen Ifill should be removed. Michelle Malkin's article



DoD shot 5,000 prisoners during Katrina
It wouldn’t be an election cycle without Cynthia McKinney’s lunacy, and fortunately she hasn’t shied away from providing it. Full Story from Hotair


McCain Rein Ad
New McCain ad: Hey, you know who else blames Democrats for the mortgage mess? Full Story from Hotair


Did Her Botox Wear Off Today?


Bailout Bill Doesn't Pass House, Dow Drops 700 Points
By a vote of 228-to-205 the House of Representatives rejected a compromise plan that would have allowed the Treasury Department to buy up toxic debt from struggling banks. The plan's defeat sent U.S. stocks down sharply, with the Dow Jones industrial average briefly falling more than 700 points, its biggest intraday drop ever. Full Story from Reuters


Gas Shortage Leads To Chaos In Southeast
A commuter college in Asheville, N.C., canceled classes due to the shortage and cars have run out of gas while their drivers wait in lines 60 cars long in Atlanta. Full Story from YellowBrix


Hefner Has Playboy Offer For Palin
Hugh Hefner wants Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin to pose naked in Playboy magazine - if her White House campaign fails. Full Story from World Entertainment News Network


In Barack We Trust
A company in Birmingham's Jewellery Quarter is making commemorative coins for American presidential hopeful Barack Obama. Full Story from the Birmingham Post
 



Suspended Because of Anti-Obama T-shirt
An 11-year-old boy in Colorado was suspended from school after he refused to take off a shirt that read, “Obama is a terrorist’s best friend.” His father says that the school is violating his son’s First Amendment rights. Full Story from Fox News
 



Hanging Upside Down, David Blaine Risks Health
For three days and two nights, illusionist David Blaine will enjoy an unusual view of New York City's Central Park -- one that can only be enjoyed from six stories in the air, while hanging upside down. Full Story from ABC News


Blacks Against Obama
Obama in Coral Gables today getting interupted by protestors, a group calling themselves Blacks Against Obama. Click Here for Photos
 



McCain: I'd Fire SEC Chairman
"The chairman of the SEC ... betrayed the public's trust. If I were president today, I would fire him." Full Story from YellowBrix


Guilty Spies, Still Guilty
Julius and Ethel Rosenberg were executed 55 years ago, on June 19, 1953. But last week, they were back in the headlines when Morton Sobell, the co-defendant in their famous espionage trial, finally admitted that he and his friend, Julius, had both been Soviet agents. Full Story from the LA Times
Teleprompter on the Trail: Change He Needed
Barack apparently blew his chance for ostensible extemporaneous elocution after his failed "lip stick on a pig" joke went over like a lead balloon last week. According to CNN, Obama is suddenly speaking from a teleprompter at outdoor campaign rallies. Full Story from Newsbusters


Obama Campaign Rolls Out New Merchandise

The Obama campaign is preparing rolling out a new line of “faith merchandise” – the latest move in an ambitious effort to win over religious voters. Full Story from CNN



October Surprise: McCain is Nosferatu
A freelance photographer hired to shoot John McCain for The Atlantic's October issue has not only admitted to taking a rather sinister picture of the Arizona Senator that she hoped the magazine would use on its cover, but also generated some truly disturbing and disgraceful images of the presidential nominee which she proudly displayed at her website. Full Story from Newsbusters
 
 



Hurricane Ike Kicks Geraldo's Ass
The hazards of live TV hurricane coverage. YouTube Video


Pentagon Memorial

Today, President Bush led the ceremony dedicating the first national memorial to the victims of the tragic day when four planes were hijacked and nearly 3,000 people were killed. The memorials at the site of the World Trade Center towers in New York and in Shanksville, Pa., where one plane crashed in a field, have been delayed by arguments over construction costs and design. Full Story from the LA Times



Wednesday's Forecast - Ike Targets Just South of Houston




5 Free Issues Bribe

Here is the email being sent to Us Weekly subscribers that are canceling their subscriptions because of the semi-libelous Palin cover. Click Here for larger view of email.
Here's that cover again.



The 65 mpg Ford the U.S. Can't Have

Ford's 2009 Fiesta ECOnetic goes on sale in November. But here's the catch: Despite the car's potential to transform Ford's image and help it compete with Toyota Motor and Honda Motor in its home market, the company will sell the little fuel sipper only in Europe. Full Story from Business Week



McCain Draws Record 38.9 Million Viewers, Bests Obama
McCain's tally also was higher than the 37.2 million Americans who tuned in to hear Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin's speech. Full Story from Reuters


P Diddy Wrong - Black People in Alaska

At least 14 people in Alaska are African-Americans. Anchorage Governor's Picnic



Magazine Covers Partisan Bias

 
Magazines' partisan hit job. Full Story from Michelle Malkin
 
How Palin could have kept the baby story out of the news?: Claim Edwards is the father of her daughter's unborn child.
 

McCain Meets the Baby-Daddy

Levi Johnston is greeted by Republican presidential candidate John McCain as his girlfriend Bristol Palin looks on. More Photos from Yahoo

Today's Palin Fauxtography

Original Shot where
they used her head
For larger views, Snopes has more images



Gun Toting Mama

An email is going around with some Fauxtography saying Palin was weaing the American flag while holding a rifle. Snopes has the full scoop and larger shots of these Photos

Next Generation Hockey Mom
JUNO! Alaska

The all-American teen and baby-daddy will make GOP vice presidential pick and Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin a grandma at age 44 - just in time for Christmas. Full Story from the NY Daily News



Palin: McCain's Hottie Dark Horse Pick



Scott Vorhees Filling In

Proper Attire For The Temple Of Obama
There may be some confusion among the press about the venue and appropriate dress code for Barack Obama's big speech. To help out, we wanted to provide the following tips on appropriate attire. The toga may have gone out of style centuries ago, but after Obama's temple speech tomorrow night, they’re sure to be flying off the racks. Full Story from the Washington Times
Comparing Obama Temple 2008
vs Bush Temple 2004

Mile High setting up Temple of Obama
 
Bush's use of Presidential Seal is legit...



Barakus Beatus Obama
President, Emperor, Deity

Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama’s big speech on Thursday night will be delivered from an elaborate columned stage resembling a miniature Greek temple. Full Story from Hot Air
 



Medvedev Not Scared By 'Prospect of a Cold War'
Russia recognized two rebel regions of Georgia as independent states on Tuesday, escalating tension in the volatile Caucasus and putting Moscow on a collision course with the West. Full Story from Reuters


Teen Girl Backs Out Of Suicide Bombing
A teenage Iraqi girl wearing a vest packed with explosives turned herself in rather than go through with a suicide bombing in a violence-torn city north of Baghdad, police and the U.S. military said. Full Story and Video from Reuters


The Ticket is Official
Obama bin Biden

Biden has got a mouth on him. The sparks have flown. Sen. Barack Obama, D-Illinois, and his team are hoping it's a mouth that does them good, not ill. Full Story from ABC News

The Chevy Corvette ZR1

 

Hey, Obama...This was McCain's 9th home for 5 1/2 years

These are the never-before-seen last-known photos of Sen. John McCain's Hoa Lo prison cell, images that prove that even after being cleaned up for an American historical filmmaker, the terror of the Hanoi Hilton is real. Full Story from US News

IOC to Probe
Would a government willing to risk a global pandemic of SARS just to protect its own image go so far as to change a date on a passport? Full Story from Hot Air



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