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Obama's Rezko Discount Mansion

The lot on the left is the subject of the "Rezko" deal. Rezko bought the lot for the asking price, and the Obamas got $300,000 off the asking price. Full Story from the Washington Post



Why Isn't This A Bigger Story?

A video grab shows smoke pouring from the left engine of the plane as it takes off. Full Story from the UK Daily Mail

Critical or Dead: Reports Vary

Hospital Press Conference - Not so fast....
An already sad story on the serious medical condition of Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones (D-Ohio) was made embarrassingly worse today by Capitol Briefing and other news outlets, as conflicting information prompted several erroneous reports that the lawmaker had died. As of this writing, she remains in critical condition in a Cleveland hospital. Full Story from the Washington Post
 



Obama's Upside Down Flag
Published flag etiquette states the stars should always be displayed in the upper left corner. An upside down flag represents an international symbol of extreme distress. Full Story from Hot Air
NATO To Freeze Russia Contracts Until All Troops Out Of Georgia
"We have determined that we cannot continue with business as usual," the 26 NATO states said in a joint declaration issued after emergency talks in Brussels. Full Story from Reuters
 



Tourists Fleeing Fay
Store owners boarded up their windows but few Florida Keys residents appeared inclined to flee as Tropical Storm Fay strengthened on its way to the islands on Monday after killing more than 50 people in the Caribbean. Full Story from Reuters


Spaghetti Models Target Florida

More images and updates - MyFoxHurricane.com



Bigfoot Carcass
Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, who run Bigfoot expeditions, claim they made the astonishing discovery in the woods of north Georgia, in the southeast of the US. Full Story from HotAir


Burger King Bath
Burger King has parted ways with an employee who was recorded taking a soapy bath in a sink in one of the chain's US restaurants. Full Story from the Age


Faking Their Way to a Perfect Olympics
In recent days the Chinese Olympics organizers have admitted to faking the "footprint" fireworks that dazzled television audiences around the world. And today they conceded that the perfect little girl who stole the show while singing "Ode to the Motherland" wasn't singing at all. She was lip synching. Full Story from ABC News


Bush Scoping the Talent

Hand Check!
 
Slap for good luck, and pinch to grow an inch.
 

Cold War Back On

Images of Russian tanks rolling on the offensive trigger a relapse of Cold War shivers for several sobering reasons. Full Story from Minn Post



Edwards Admits Sexual Affair
John Edwards repeatedly lied during his Presidential campaign about an extramarital affair with a novice filmmaker, the former Senator admitted to ABC News today. Full Story from ABC News


McCain Bus Fender Bender
Politics is tough. So is driving in Miami. Just ask Sen. John McCain's tour bus driver. Full Story from the Miami Herald
 



Oil Derrick
Thank you to our listener Curtis.
 
He's made this Oil Derrick to send to Pelosi's office for Operation Drill Bit / Nancy Pelosi Edition. According to Curtis, he can make two of these a week at no cost to fill her office up... Imagine her surprise at these gifts in addition to all the drill bits. Great job and creative.

Pelosi's Book Tour In Miami

Sketch Released
Gunfire killed a federal agent in the parking lot of a U.S. post office in Pembroke Pines on Tuesday, where he was found near a dark-colored sedan with its driver's door open and blood-stained clothing laying on the ground. Full Story from CBS 4
 
 
 



Olympic Style Pollution

Some members of the U.S. cycling squad arrived for the Olympic Games on Tuesday wearing black respiratory masks, apparently concerned over reports of unhealthy levels of air pollution in Beijing. Full Story from Reuters



Funny Scramble Words

A Schnitt Show listener discovered something funny. We aren't sure if this phrase was added on purpose or just random act of accuracy. Full PDF file



McCain Ad From Britney Now Messiah
McCain's ad team has thrown together this Biblically-proportion video: “Praise The One,” which paints Obama as a self-entitled, self-professed messiah. Full Story and Video from Queerty


Criss Angel Busted
When Clearwater's Spyglass Hotel imploded into a pile of smoke and rubble Wednesday night, it seemed that illusionist Criss Angel was still in the building. But then he appeared on the ground, covered in dust, safe and sound. Full Story and Video from Fox 13 in Tampa
 

"Overconfident" or The One




Obama Indoctrination in the Kids' Section of a Barnes & Noble in South Florida?
Barnes & Noble, The Shops at Sunset Place

 Placed on same shelf as Lincoln, an actual U.S. President.
 
Even the little kid's section has Obama front and center.

Phil Spector, Obama Fan
The eccentric recording titan has been having the mother of all bad hair days for decades now. But he's still a pop legend, who evidently knows another pop legend when he sees one. Maybe that's why the "Wall of Sound" pioneer wore a "Barack Obama Rocks" pin to a court hearing in Los Angeles on Tuesday. Full Story from Wired
Party Like You Just Don't Care
The mother of a missing 2-year-old Florida girl was caught by photographers partying at a club June 20 -- after the date she claims her daughter disappeared. More Photos and Full Story from Fox News


Kerry Parties Co-Ed Style
 
Statement from Kerry's Office: "As Sen. Kerry and two friends left dinner at the Straight Warf restaurant on Nantucket and walked down the dock, a large group on a boat recognized Senator Kerry and asked if they could have a photo taken. The group came off the boat and onto the dock, took a photo with Sen. Kerry and his friends, and then Sen. Kerry and his two friends immediately walked away. End of story."

Earthquake Shakes Southern California, No Major Damage
The quake hit at 11:42 a.m. local time (2:42 p.m. EDT) about 30 miles east of Los Angeles in suburban Chino Hills and registered magnitude 5.4 -- making it the strongest seismic event centered near America's second-largest city since the 6.7-magnitude Northridge quake in 1994. Full Story from Reuters


Larry Craig On Political Button With Barack Obama
Tigereye Design, located in Ohio, creates buttons and they mistakenly created a political button meant to show Barack Obama for president and Larry LaRocco for the U.S. Senate. They got the name right, but they put Larry Craig's photo above the name. Full Story from Digital Journal


Hole appears in Qantas jumbo jet at 30,000 feet
Investigators are looking into how a gaping hole appeared in a jumbo jet 30,000 feet in the air. It happened on a Qantas flight from London to Melbourne. Full Story from the Belfast Telegraph
 
[YouTube] - Rainman Scene



USA's Next Führer?
Well, it has been learned that before the presumptive Democrat nominee spoke to a crowd in Berlin Thursday, two popular German acts -- reggae artist Patrice and rock band Reamonn -- entertained the gathering audience. Full Story from Newsbusters


One Million Pound Butt
Graham said: "It may sound silly but my bottom is not like the normal bottom. I have increased sensitivity around the buttock area and can feel the difference in the materials used in beds. Full Story from the UK Mirror


Puff Mommy

Her hopes to win Mother of the Year have gone up in smoke. It's bad enough that Britney Spears can't even keep a lid on her nasty cigarette habit long enough to avoid lighting up in front of one of her young sons, Sean Preston, 21/2. Full Story from the NY Post

Smell of Decomposition
A detective testifying in the bond hearing of a woman accused of not reporting her daughter missing for five weeks said hair similar to the child's hair and a mystery stain were found in the woman's trunk that reeks of decomposition. Full Story from Local 6


Rolling Stone Mag Cartoon Humor

Note that McCain hasn't whined about the Rolling Stone cartoon portrayal, unlike thin-skinned, sensitive about his ears Obama, who felt it necessary to have his campaign call the New Yorker cartoon portrayal of himself and his wife "tasteless and offensive." Full Story from NewsBusters



The Big Opening Sure To Beat
Spiderman 3




Oil Falls to 5 Week Low
U.S. crude oil futures dropped on Thursday to below $130 a barrel, its lowest level in more than five weeks, hit by demand worries and volatile trading ahead of options expiry for front-month August. Full Story from Reuters


68? She Looks Older Than That!
A 68-year-old Tampa woman was arrested today for forcing a severally mentally handicapped man to perform oral sex on her, police say. Full Story from the Tampa Tribune
World's Greatest Dad
This undated image provided by the Michigan attorney general's office shows Daniel Allen Everett, 33, who faces two 20-year felonies after authorities say he arranged a meeting for sex with an online contact he believed was a 14-year-old girl. Full Story from MSNBC


Lawyer's Briefs?

US lawyer David Remes, demonstrating the mistreatment suffered by his clients at Gitmo. Full Story from Weasel Zippers | More at San Fran Chronicle



Of Course It's Satire
It may be satirical, but the Obama campaign is not amused. The cover for the July 21 issue shows a turban-clad Barack Obama fistbumping with an Afro-bedecked, machine-gun toting Michelle Obama. Full Story from Boston Globe
 
 
 
 

Schnitt's Asian Vacation
Various pictures from Schnitt's vacation to South Korea and Japan! Congrats to Schnitt and family for conquering Mt. Fuji! [Photos]
Death of a Laptop
Ironically, Schnitt's laptop died in Tokyo, where it's made! He destroyed it while trying to take out the hard drive to save his data! [More Photos]


Sex on the Beach
Dubai beach sex romp, puts couple behind bars. The couple face between three months and six years in jail, plus a fine and deportation for flouting the strict ban on sex outside marriage in the Muslim emirate. The pair have both told police that they were so drunk they cannot even remember the sexual encounter in the early hours of Saturday. More photos and Full Story from the UK Daily Mail
 


Chris Baker filling in:


Iranian Photoshop
Magic lasso and clone tool come in handy when adding an extra missile to your news release photo. Full Sory form the UK Guardian
 

Cut His Nuts?
Unaware that his microphone was on before a television interview, Jackson said Obama has been overly critical of the black community. Full Story and Video from ABC News

Chris Baker filling in:


You Want To Trust Them With Nukes?

Iran test-fired nine long- and medium-range missiles Wednesday during war games that officials said were intended to show the country can retaliate against any U.S. or Israeli attack, state television reported. Full Story from MSNBC | Video from CNN


Chris Baker filling in:


The Menu

Summit that's hard to swallow - world leaders enjoy 18-course banquet as they discuss how to solve global food crisis. Full Story from the Daily Mail

This Is A Hairy Crab



Chris Baker filling in:


"Black" National Anthem Causes Stir: Lyrics
Jazz singer Rene Marie's decision to sing, "Lift Ev'ry Voice and Sing," the so-called Black national anthem at a Denver civic event was met with overwhelming scorn. Full Story from KTRH

Chris Baker filling in:


Happy Fourth of July!
Watermelon may offer Viagra-like effects. Ingredient helps relax blood vessels, but don't expect "fireworks" all night.  Full story from MSNBC.


Joe Pags filling in:


You Can't Say "Pit Bull" in Court



Joe Pags filling in:


Dubai's skyscraper in motion
It's always been one of the enduring truths of architecture: buildings stand still. Parts may move--the arms on a windmill, the elevators and escalators, the occasional rotating restaurant on the top floor--but not whole huge swaths of skyscraper.  Full story from CNet News.

Honda gains as Ford, Toyota, GM sales plunge in June
General Motors Corp., Ford Motor Co. and Toyota Motor Sales U.S.A. today posted double-digit June U.S. sales declines as consumers spurned pick-up trucks, SUVs and luxury sedans in favor of economical small cars.  Full story from Detroit News.


Joe Pags filling in:

 

TMZ removes Verne Troyer sex tape from site
A 25-second snippet of video showing actor Verne Troyer and a former girlfriend having sex, available online over the past couple of days, is all the world will see of the tape -- for now.  Full story from CNN.


Joe Pags filling in:


A Unified Front For Obama, Clinton
Rivals turned allies, Barack Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton made a show of unity Friday in a hamlet named for it, their first joint public appearance since the divisive Democratic primary race ended. Full story from CBS News.
 

N. Korea destroys nuclear reactor tower
The massive implosion, which came at about 5pm local time Friday at the Yongbyon facility, was intended to be a powerful public symbol of a move to end nuclear activities by the Communist nation once branded a member of an "axis of evil" by U.S. President George W. Bush. Full story from CNN.


Joe Pags filling in:


What the ...? DMV Offers 10,000 Replacement License Plates
RALEIGH, N.C. — Thanks to some text message-savvy grandchildren, North Carolina drivers whose license plates have the potentially offensive "WTF" letter combination can replace the tags for free. Full story from Fox News.
 

Schnitt Has The Seal Of Approval


High court strikes down gun ban
 WASHINGTON (CNN) -- The U.S. Supreme Court ruled Thursday that Washington D.C.'s sweeping ban on handguns is unconstitutional. Full story from CNN.


Joe Pags filling in:


Exxon Cleanup 1989
WASHINGTON (MarketWatch) -- The U.S. Supreme Court, in a fractured ruling, said punitive damages are allowed in a lawsuit over the 1989 Valdez oil spill but that lower courts should reduce the $2.5 billion award. Full story from CBS MarketWatch

Obamarama
Barack Obama: The Stevie Wonder Geek Returns to the Cover of Rolling Stone
Full story in new issue of "Rolling Stone"

Joe Pags filling in:


Imus Explains
On Tuesday he said he was following the spirit of that promise by calling attention to the unfair treatment of blacks — in this case the arrests of suspended Dallas Cowboys cornerback Adam Jones.  Full story from AP

Joe Pags filling in:


George Carlin Mourned
George Carlin, who died Sunday at 71, leaves behind not only a series of memorable routines, but a legal legacy. Full Story from AP

Joe Pags filling in:


UK Says NO to Martha Stewart
Martha Stewart has been refused a visa to Britain because of her criminal convictions for obstructing justice, the Daily Telegraph has learned. Full Story from the UK Telegraph

Tedd Webb filling in:


Mississippi River Threatens More Midwest Levees

St. Louis' woes add to the growing number of levee breaches that have been occurring from Iowa to Missouri since the flooding started last week, according to the Corps of Engineers. Full Story from CNN


Tedd Webb filling in:


GM Volt

The extended-range electric vehicle is no longer just a rumor. More info from GM

Schnitt Beats Intern In A Race
Schnitt aka MJ, 42, raced Unitard the Intern, 20. See the results. For full info and videos


Levee Breaks, Prompts Evacuations in IL
A levee protecting farmland near the swollen Mississippi River broke on Tuesday morning, flooding some farmland and causing evacuations but no injuries, an Illinois Emergency Management Agency official said. Full Story from Reuters


Drinking Water Is Scarce As Iowa Flood Recedes

The dark, filthy water that flooded Iowa's second-largest city finally started to recede Saturday after forcing 24,000 people to flee, but those who remained were urged to cut back on showering and flushing to save the last of their unspoiled drinking water. Full Story from TBO

Russert's Son and the Empty Chair

Tim Russert's son, Luke, touches his dad's empty chair on Father's Day.



Tim Russert - Passed Away
Tim Russert, NBC News’ Washington bureau chief and the moderator of “Meet the Press,” died Friday after being stricken at the bureau, NBC News said Friday. He was 58. Full Story from MSNBC
R Kelly Free To Bump N Grind

“Try to charge me, but I’m not guilty,” R. Kelly sings in his hit song with Jay-Z, “Guilty Until Proven Innocent.” And that’s exactly the outcome of his child pornography trial. Full Story from Rap-Up || Gavel to Gavel coverage from the Chicago Tribune



Listener Photo Submission

Record low 30 and 7" of snow in Great Falls, Mt // 6-11-08.
Thank you to Emery for the photo submission



Rephrasing That 100 Year Comment
This is nothing more or less than his “100 years” line in another form, reiterating the point that it’s not a troop presence overseas that Americans really object to (or else they’d be pounding the table about Okinawa) but troop casualties. Full Story and Video from Hot Air


Two Hicks, OOPS, Chicks, Chatting
Gennifer Flowers and Paula Jones are offering internet viewers lurid details of encounters they claim they had with former US president Bill Clinton for $1.99 a pop. Full Story from Press Association
 
 



Kool Aid Drinks

Another work of art created and submitted by a Schnitt listener.



Passersby Ignore Old Man Struck By Car
The surveillance video is gripping: A 78-year-old man is tossed like a rag doll by a hit-and-run driver, and cars zoom by as he lies motionless on the busy city street. Pedestrians gawk, but do nothing. One driver stops briefly, but then pulls back into traffic. A man on a scooter slowly circles the victim before zipping away. Full Story from The Boston Globe | Video
End of the World - Thursday
Nuclear war will begin next Thursday, June 12, or sooner, according to the latest prediction of self-proclaimed prophet Yisrayl "Buffalo Bill" Hawkins, the founder of a religious sect in Abilene, Texas. Full Story from ABC News


Big Boob Ban

Controversial boob op which gave model Maxi Mounds world record breaking breasts has been banned - over safety fears. Full Story from the UK Sun

KSM Wants Death and a New Nose

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed objected that a courtroom sketch artist had made his nose look too wide on Thursday and sent her back to revise the drawing. Full Story from HotAir

This Crazy Car Will Be On The Road Soon
California’s Silicon Valley could become the Detroit of the 21st Century. The new Detroit Electric car company is a west coast resident since 2007; Detroit South, if you want. Full Story from the Trentonian
 
 
Another cool looking alternative fuel vehicle from Tesla Motors



Denmark's Miss Headscarf Contest
It's a pageant for headscarf-wearing women sponsored by state broadcaster Danmarks Radio and comes at a time when Denmark grapples with the fallout from the 2005 publication in a local newspaper of cartoons that linked the Prophet Muhammad to terrorism and sparked riots across the Middle East. Full Story from Bloomberg
 



Messiah Clinches Nomination
Barack Obama effectively clinched the Democratic presidential nomination Tuesday, based on an Associated Press tally of convention delegates, ending a grueling marathon to become the first black candidate ever to lead his party into a fall campaign for the White House. Full Story from the AP
Michelle Obama and Louis Farrakhan’s Wife Together in Photo

CAPTION: Picture 11, Rev. Willie T. Barrow, chairman emerita, Rainbow/PUSH Coalition, enjoys the Women’s Luncheon with Michelle Obama, wife of U.S. Senate candidate Barack Obama of Illinois and executive director of community affairs, University of Chicago Hospital, Shoshana Johnson, the nation’s first Black female POW and former Iraqi captive, and Mrs. Jamell Meeks, wife of the Rev. James Meeks, vice president, Rainbow/PUSH, and Rev. Dr. Barbara King, Mother Khadijah Farrakhan, wife of Nation of Islam leader Minister Louis Farrakhan, and Judge Arnette Hubbard.; This is the latest from Larry Johnson/No Quarter

Operation Drill Bit Inspires Art

Thank you to Don Meredith for his original, Operation Drill Bit, illustration that he sent the Schnitt Show.



Kennedy Surgery 'Successful'
Sen. Edward M. Kennedy underwent what his doctor called successful surgery Monday to treat his cancerous brain tumor, and told his wife shortly after that he felt "like a million bucks," a family spokeswoman said. Full Story from MSNBC


Schnitt Stands Corrected: Photo Proof Rachel Ray is Tied to Terror
Apologies to Michelle Malkin


Drinking Her Sorrows Away
Hillary Clinton took time out from her punishing campaign schedule to enjoy a glass of whiskey with a group of journalists. The Democratic presidential hopeful was flying back from Rapid City in South Dakota, one of the few states yet to hold its primary when she decided to let her hair down a little. Full Story from The Evening Standard


Spam and the Gas Pains
Love it, hate it or laugh at it — at least it's inexpensive. Sales of Spam — that much maligned meat — are rising as consumers are turning more to lunch meats and other lower-cost foods to extend their already stretched food budgets. Full Story from the AP


Rachel Ray and the Terror Scarf
Schnitt thinks people are making an issue of nothing, it's just a scarf...
 
Does Dunkin’ Donuts really think its customers could mistake Rachael Ray for a terrorist sympathizer? The Canton-based company has abruptly canceled an ad in which the domestic diva wears a scarf that looks like a keffiyeh, a traditional headdress worn by Arab men. Full Story from the Boston Globe
 

Images From Mars

Ground controllers at NASA observed some unexplainable images which prompted the question: could there be intelligent life on Mars? Full Story from WESH
Previous Image in Jan. 2008 - Martian Bigfoot



Obama's Auschwitz Story
Barack Obama is getting called out again for his knowledge of history, including his own family’s, after declaring to veterans on Memorial Day that his uncle helped liberate the Auschwitz death camp at the end of World War II. Full Story from Fox News
 
 



National Tap Dance Day
During the Sunday, May 25 Saints game, the first 2,500 fans in attendance will receive a bobblefoot. The design is a bathroom stall, with a foot that peaks out of the bottom and "taps" up and down. The day coincides with National Tap Dance Day. Full Story from the Star Tribune
Joe Pags Filling In


Joe Pags Filling In


Obama in Tampa Photos



Obama Focuses on McCain During Florida Stop
Barack Obama sounded like the probable Democratic presidential nominee on a visit to the November election battleground of Florida on Wednesday. Full Story from Reuters
Parrot Has Obama's Speech Memorized


Obama's Take on Defense




Diagnosis - It Is A Tumor
Sen. Edward Kennedy has the most common type of brain tumor, but the size and nature of the tumor will determine how life threatening it is, CNN's chief medical correspondent Dr. Sanjay Gupta said Tuesday. Full Story from CNN


Super Hero of the Kool-Aid Drinkers


McCain: Obama Underestimates Iran Threat
McCain said Iran obviously is not a superpower and does not possess the military power the former Soviet Union had, "but that does not mean that the threat posed by Iran is insignificant." Audio and Full Story from Reuters


Moron Comment of the Day
Huckabee makes a joke about Obama being shot at, the only thing shot would be Huckabee's chances at VP now. Video and Full Story from CNN

Saudis Deny Bush Plea for more Oil Production
The White House says Saudi Arabia's leaders have no intention of increasing oil production until customers demand it. Full Story from the UPI


Credible Information Linking Venezuela to Columbia FARC Terrorists
Interpol, the international police agency, said on Thursday documents found on Colombian rebel computers, which Colombia's government charges show that Venezuela and Ecuador supported leftist guerrillas, were authentic. Full Story from Reuters



U.N.: Up To 2.5 Million Need Help In Myanmar
The European Union's top aid official said the military government's restrictions were increasing the risk of starvation and disease. Photos, Video and Full Story from Reuters



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