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Group Protests Bar Selling Racist T-Shirt
T-shirts sold by Mulligan's Food & Spirits show the character Curious George above Barack Obama's name. Full Story from the AJC
That Speck Is the Proposed Drilling Area




Attack of the Pelican
A woman swimming in the Gulf of Mexico is recovering after being hit by a pelican. Debbie Shoemaker visits Treasure Island every year from Ohio. On Thursday, she was splashing around in the water when the bird appeared out of nowhere. Full Story from My Fox Tampa Bay
You Damn Kids, Get Off My Lawn!

Hillary's muu-muu dress makes her look 400 lbs.



Boil, Toil and Trouble - Witchy Women!
Members of the anti-war group Code Pink gathered Friday with a cauldron of flowers outside a controversial Marine Corps Recruiting Center in Berkeley, Calif., to use witchcraft to rally against the Iraq war. Full Story from Fox News
Schnitt's Obama/Wright Mashup Audio
Listeners have been requesting the audio mix of Sen. Obama's N.C. speech/Rev. Wright's views on America. Listen anytime to it now online at YouTube



Gitmo Prison Cell Replica On Display in Miami
Amnesty International organized the event to bring awareness to Americans. Ever wondered what it's like inside a Guantanamo Bay prison cell? Get an up-close look at one human rights group's interpretation at Miami's Bayfront Park. Slide Show and Full Story from WIOD
 
Schnitt doesn't feel bad for any terrorist having to live in one of these cells - Watch a panoramic photo from inside the cell.
 
This is what we do to our worst scum on this soil: ADX Florence From Wikipedia - The United States Penitentiary Administrative Maximum Facility (ADX) in Florence, CO.



Bikini Teacher Gets Playboy Offer
She may not have a job at Port St. Lucie High School anymore, but all the publicity around the Treasure Coast's own bikini-wearing biology teacher has landed her an offer to appear in Playboy. Full Story from the Palm Beach Post
 
 

McGovern: Hillary, Get Out!
McGovern is switching his allegiance to Barack Obama and urging Hillary Clinton to abandon her White House bid. Full Story from the National Journal


From The Schnitt Follow Up Files RE: Mystery Ferry Men
All checks out clear, no terrorism alert. "Where these gentlemen live, they don't have vehicle ferries. They were fascinated that a ferry could hold that many cars and wanted to show folks back home," FBI Special Agent Roberta A. Burroughs told The Seattle Times. Full Story from Fox News



Who's Ankles Are Stronger?

Eight Belles
Hillary

D.C. Madam's Suicide Notes Released
Palfrey apologized for any pain she may have caused her family but was unable to deal with the prospect of going to prison. Full Story from UPI
 


Happy Cinco de Mayo


Bikini Model Loses Teaching Job
She has been telling the media that the district didn't approve of her fetching drinks and sandwiches while dressed in a swimsuit. Full Story from the UPI
 
 



Two-year-old Ali Hussein

Nobody wants to see a dead body of a small child, but collateral damage like this happens when the terrorists embed themselves into your community. Full Story from SFGate



The Veiled Claim
A federal judge on Tuesday waded into a dispute last heard in a local small claims court involving a Muslim woman who sued a judge for dismissing her case because she refused to remove her veil during testimony. Full Story from Michigan Live
Heparin Contaminated 'On Purpose'
America's drugs watchdog believes that Chinese-made ingredients for a blood-thinning drug may have been deliberately contaminated. Full Story from the BBC


Press conference: Obama Shocked, Shocked at Wright’s Behavior
“The person I saw yesterday was not the person I met 20 years ago.” Video and Full Story from HotAir


Lolita Art in Vanity?




Images of the Syrian Reactor
The release by the Bush administration of photographic images to support its assertion that North Korea was helping Syria build a nuclear reactor closes one chapter of a secretive intelligence and military operation and opens several others that will play out over the remainder of the Bush presidency. The crucial question now is how the North Koreans will react. Full Story from IHT



McCain Rips Bush's Handling of Hurricane Katrina
Republican presidential candidate John McCain was sharply critical on Thursday of what he called the Bush administration's disgraceful handling of Hurricane Katrina and vowed, "Never again." McCain, putting some distance between himself and President George W. Bush, said if he had been president during the 2005 catastrophe he would have immediately visited New Orleans during the initial shock aftermath of the killer storm. Full Story from Reuters


Campaign Focus Turns To Indiana, N.C.
Sen. Hillary Clinton, with a win in Pennsylvania in her pocket, now looks to taking on challenger Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., in Indiana and North Carolina. Full Story from UPI


Clinton Revives Race Card Talk
With Sen. Hillary Clinton locked in a dogfight with Sen. Barack Obama for votes in today's crucial Democratic Pennsylvania primary, her husband and former U.S. president, Bill Clinton, stole the spotlight by loudly rehashing his controversial comparison of Obama to Jesse Jackson. Full Story from ABC News
 
[Audio] - President Bill Clinton says the Obama campaign “played the race card” on him
 



Polygamist Sect Kids To Undergo DNA Tests
More than 400 children taken from a ranch run by a polygamous sect will stay in state custody and be subject to genetic testing, a judge ruled Friday. Full Story from CBS News


Rep. Sue Myrick Calls for Jimmy Carter's Passport to be Revoked
Today, Rep. Sue Myrick (R-NC) called on Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice to revoke former President Jimmy Carter’s passport. This is in response to the former President traveling to Syria to meet with Hamas, an organization officially designated by the United States as a Foreign Terrorist Organization. Full Story from Weasel Zippers
 
(For some listeners' benefits, we must inform you, the headband is photoshopped on his head. That means fake.)

The Hillary Laughing Pen
Schnitt received one of these laughing pens today and we video taped it laughing. [Video] - See our video here
 



Philly Fight Night: Dems Spar Over Electability
In the first debate since Feb. 26, on stage at Philadelphia's National Constitution Center and moderated by ABC's Charles Gibson and George Stephanopoulos, Clinton said, "I am going to do everything I possibly can to make sure one of us takes the oath of office next January." Full Story and Video of Full Debate from ABC News


Va. Tech Marks One Year Anniversary Of Campus Shootings
Virginia Tech University marked the first anniversary Wednesday of last year's campus shooting spree that took the lives of 32 students and faculty members. Full Story from UPI


Bitter Small Towns & Roosting Chickens Bring the Flag Pin Back


Carter's Tour of Terror
Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter, second right lays a wreath at late Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat's grave in the West Bank city of Ramallah. More Photos and Info from HotAir


Hillary's Boilermaker
While Barack Obama spent Saturday defending a remark that made him sound like an elitist, Hillary Clinton's response was initially just words, calling him "elitist" and "out of touch." But then in Crown Point, a town 25 miles from Gary, the New York senator downed a shot of Crown Royal whiskey, had a beer and chomped down a slice of cheese pizza, as her aides rushed to fill her request for another slice, with pepperoni. Full Story from Washington Post
Mortal Kombat - Fight



Kobe Real? or Side Angle Optical Illusion?
A silver Aston Martin then comes flying onto the screen at fifty miles per hour and Bryant jumps. He lets out a roar and completely clears the car. "I told you!" he yells to Turiaf, "March 31, 2008, baby! That is how you jump over an Aston Martin boy, that's how you do it. Hyperdunks!" Full Story from Bleacher Report | [Video]
Cheney's Shades

Cheney's right hand looks like a naked lady. Lucky guy. Since Wednesday, the blogosphere has been atwitter over a photograph on the White House Web site of Cheney with a caption that said he was fly-fishing on the Snake River in Idaho. Full Story from the AJC



Tampa NBC Station Couldn't Find Grenades?
During the April 9, 11 o'clock newscast on WFLA-TV Tampa, they reported the story about the Florida House and Senate passing a bill to allow concealed weapons permit holders to have a gun in their car at the workplace. Nice footage used during the segment. They couldn't find any "B-roll" of grenades, EFPs, an Uzi or a Barrett .50 cal in the back of a car???? Video of the News Segment

Bush Urges Carter Not To Meet With Hamas
The Bush administration has urged former President Jimmy Carter not to go forward with plans to meet with the leader of Hamas, the State Department said Thursday. Full Story from CNN


Protestors, Security Await Torch Relay In San Francisco
The Olympic torch reaches San Francisco on Wednesday and although pro-Tibet protests made laps in London and Paris chaotic, Olympics chief Jacques Rogge said there are no plans to cut short a global relay. Full Story from Reuters


Petraeus Planning To Stop Troop Withdrawls In July
The top U.S. commander in Iraq told Congress on Tuesday he plans to stop U.S. troop withdrawals in July due to fragile security gains in a progress report with repercussions on the U.S. presidential campaign. Full Story from Reuters


Absolut Idiots In Marketing

Absolut Vodka reaches out to La Raza. Full Story from Gateway Pundit

NYC Cabbie's Website of Hate
A New York City cabbie who operates an extremist Islamic anti-American Web site that features violent images — including mocking the deaths of GIs in Iraq — says he’s doing the country a service by “exposing the truth.” Full Story from Fox News
 



Liquid Bomb Plot Targeted Jets

The trial of eight British men alleged to have been plotting bomb attacks on airliners bound for the U.S. and Canada began in London on Thursday. From left, top row, the accused are: Tanvir Hussain, Assad Sarwar, Umar Islam, Waheed Zaman, and from left, bottom row, Mohammed Gulzar, Arafat Waheed Khan, Ibrahim Savant and Abdul Ali. Full Story from MSNBC



Did Obama Lie About Quitting?
What right does a presidential candidate have to lie to a Jake Tapper about something that’s totally irrelevant to the election and therefore none of his business? Full Story from HotAir


Sen. Stabenow and the Husband's Hooker

The Senator
Kasey aka Alycia

Jamacia Doesn't Have Hardware Stores?
A Jamaican accused of trying to check a bag containing pipe bomb-making materials onto a plane told the FBI he wanted to show friends how to build explosives like he saw in Iraq, according to documents released Wednesday. Full Story from WXIA
 



Congress Probes Oil Execs On Record Profits
Five U.S. oil company executives appeared on Capitol Hill on Tuesday to explain why they were not to blame for record-high gasoline pump prices even as they reported $123 billion in profits in 2007. Full Story from Reuters


Fitna
Video-sharing website LiveLeak had removed the anti-Koran documentary Fitna by Dutch MP Geert Wilders after receiving threats. "We stood for what we believe in, the ability to be heard, but in the end the price was too high," a statement reads. No details were given, except that the threats were "of a very serious nature". Full Story from the Register
 
Now Restored: On the 28th of March LiveLeak.com was left with no other choice but to remove the film “fitna” from our servers following serious threats to our staff and their families. Since that time we have worked constantly on upgrading all security measures thus offering better protection for our staff and families. With these measures in place we have decided to once more make this video live on our site. Full Story from Lawhawk
 



Weapons of Nipple Destruction

Mandi Hamlin, 37, is demanding a civil rights investigation, as well as an apology from federal security agents after being forced to remove a nipple ring before boarding a flight from Lubbock to Dallas in Texas. Full Story from Australian News

Used Tools Hanging in Baghdad
U.S. Rep. Mike Thompson, U.S. Rep. Jim McDermott and U.S. Rep. David Bonior hanging with Muthanna Al-Hanooti in the Baghdad Airport. Full Story and Photos from the Investigative Project



Vogue Called Racially Insensitive

The image of Lebron James with Gisele Bundchen is stirring up controversy with some calling the “photo as perpetuating racial stereotypes. James strikes what some see as a gorilla-like pose, baring his teeth, with one hand dribbling a ball and the other around Bundchen’s tiny waist.” Full Story from the CavNews



Help Push the Video Over 200,000 Views
You wanted the song, you got the song! You can hear the MJ/Schnitt exclusive smash hit, "Obama-man Can" and see the bonus video that accompanies the hilarious song!
Caution: The video is full of pictures of Barack Obama. The MJ Morning Show and The Schnitt Show are not responsible for any fainting injuries due to Obasms.
Check out the video at:  YouTube.com

Schnitt Comes To Obama's Defense

If you get this photo in the email, it's just a photoshop fake
 
 
Here is the original photo



Campaigning Aging the Hillary

Hillary 1996 in Bosnia
Hillary 2008 in Pennsylvania
If we wanted to be mean, we could have used the Drudge Hillary Wrinkle photo.

Crane Punched A Hole Like A Cartoon




Under the Bus

An image of the bus that ran over Obama's grandmother and proof he was driving.


The Return of Schnitt


Morning Tongue
The latest Burger King commercial that made Joe Pags, say, "What the hell?" Video from YouTube


Joe Pags Filling In


Typical White People
"The point I was making was not that my grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn't. But she is a typical white person who, uh, if she sees somebody on the street that she doesn't know there's a reaction that's been been bred into our experiences that don't go away. Full Audio and Info at Huffington Post

Joe Pags Filling In


Ashley Gone Wild
Ashley "Spitzer-Girl" Dupre may have been underage when she was filmed nekkid on the "Girls Gone Wild" bus. Her lawyer, Don Buchwald, tells TMZ Ashley's birthday was April 30, 1985, and the footage was shot between March 13 and March 20, 2003, making her 17. Full Story and Video from TMZ

Joe Pags Filling In


NY Won't Be Out Done By NJ - New Gov Admits Affairs
Gov. David Paterson, who took over the state's top job Monday after Eliot Spitzer resigned amid a prostitution scandal, has admitted he and his wife Michelle had affairs during a rough patch in their marriage several years ago, a newspaper reported. Full Story from the Washington Post

Joe Pags Filling In


NJ One Ups NY - The Dina Train
A former driver and aide to former New Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevey yesterday made the bombshell claim that Dina Matos McGreevey must have always known her husband was gay - because he was the other man in bed with them. Full Story from the NY Post

Joe Pags Filling In


Bush Cautions Against Too Much Economic Intervention
President George Bush Friday said the housing crisis is the root cause for the slumping U.S. economy, but cautioned against too much governmental intervention. Full Story from UPI

Pat Campbell Filling In


Kristen is Actually an Ashley

Ashley Youmans has been named as the woman named in the Eliot Spitzer scandal.



The Guv's Luv

The 5-foot-5-inch brunette likes dining at fancy restaurants and will show up wearing very high heels. Full Story from PageSix
 
Sienna Tells the Press, Spitzer Was A Good Tipper
A 22-year-old escort found on another call-girl Web site claimed to ABC News in a phone interview that Gov. Eliot Spitzer had been one of her customers two years ago when he was New York attorney general and that he was a nice guy who tipped well. Full Story from ABC News



Schnitt Thinks Spitzer's Wife Looks Alot Like Jennifer Aniston @ 50
AND: $15,000 for Numerous Meetings? Where's the money coming from? Full Story from WNBC


Emperor's Club: All About Eliot Spitzer's Prostitution Ring

The ladies went for as much as $31,000 per day for a "seven diamond" rated girl: More Info from the Huffington Post



Child Abuse Via Hose
The mother of the child who was seen on a surveillance tape disciplining her daughter with a high pressure sprayer was arrested and charged with child abuse late Friday and booked into the Orange County jail. Full Story from MyFoxOrlando
 

Loch Ness Hillary
HILLARY Clinton has been branded a "monster" by one of Barack Obama's top advisers, as the gloves come off in the race to win the Democrat nomination. In an unguarded moment during an interview with The Scotsman in London, Samantha Power, Mr Obama's key foreign policy aide, let slip the camp's true feelings about the former first lady. Full Story from the Scotsman
 



Second Day On YouTube
You wanted the song, you got the song! You can hear the MJ/Schnitt exclusive smash hit, "Obama-man Can" and see the bonus video that accompanies the hilarious song!
Caution: The video is full of pictures of Barack Obama. The MJ Morning Show and The Schnitt Show are not responsible for any fainting injuries due to Obasms.
Check out the video at:  YouTube.com

Times Square War Zone
A small explosion damaged a U.S. military recruiting station but caused no injuries in New York's Times Square before dawn on Thursday, triggering a Pentagon alert for other stations across the country. "We're treating it as if it were an incident of vandalism," Army spokesman Paul Boyce said at the Pentagon. Full Story from Reuters


Video Exclusive: Obama-Man Can!
You wanted the song, you got the song! You can hear the MJ/Schnitt exclusive smash hit, "Obama-man Can" and see the bonus video that accompanies the hilarious song!
Caution: The video is full of pictures of Barack Obama. The MJ Morning Show and The Schnitt Show are not responsible for any fainting injuries due to Obasms.
Check out the video at:  YouTube.com



Who Darkened Obama's Face?
Bloggers or Hillary?

In case you needed yet another reason to despise Hillary Clinton and her vermin strategists, she's now running an ad blatantly lying about Obama's subcommittee. Her ad includes debate footage heavily doctored to make Obama blacker. Full Story from DailyKos | [Video]

Super Tuesday Part II - D Day
Hillary Clinton refused to count herself out of the presidential race on Tuesday as her hard-fought duel with Barack Obama for the Democratic nomination rested with voters in Ohio and Texas. Full Story from Reuters


What Pin Is Obama Wearing?

More photos and info from the Chicago Tribune

Germany's Funniest Aviation Videos
Battling blustery weather, a Lufthansa Airlines flight scraped its wing on the ground during a landing attempt in Hamburg, Germany over the weekend, an airline spokesman said Monday. Full Story from CNN | [Video]
Obama Man Artwork
Coming Soon: Obama-Man Song and Video
Check Back For Details

"Obama Man Poster Image" Based upon the Schnitt Show song.

Gloria Steinem Attacks McCain
Steinem raised McCain’s Vietnam imprisonment as she sought to highlight an alleged gender-based media bias against Clinton.
“Suppose John McCain had been Joan McCain and Joan McCain had got captured, shot down and been a POW for eight years. [The media would ask], ‘What did you do wrong to get captured? What terrible things did you do while you were there as a captive for eight years?’”
Referring to his time in captivity, Steinem said with bewilderment, “I mean, hello? This is supposed to be a qualification to be president? I don’t think so.” Full Story from the Observer



Democratic Campaigns Pull In $80 Million
Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton raised the fundraising roof in February, as the two U.S. presidential candidates reportedly collected a combined $80 million. Fundraising for the rookie Illinois senator apparently outpaced collections for Clinton, The New York Times reported Friday. Full Story from the UPI


Bush: US is not headed into recession
President Bush said Thursday the country is not recession-bound and, despite expressing concern about slowing economic growth, rejected for now any additional stimulus efforts. "We acted robustly," he said. Full Story from AP


Zawahri Vows Revenge for Killing of Top Commander
Al Qaeda's second-in-command Ayman al-Zawahri vowed revenge for the killing of a top group commander in a suspected U.S. attack in Pakistan, in a video posted on the Internet on Wednesday. "No chief of ours had died of a natural death, nor has our blood been spilled without a response," Zawahri said in the video posted on an Islamist Web site, referring to the killing of Abu Laith al-Libi. Full Story from Reuters


Another Obama Turban Photo - Day Two

One more from NY Post
 
Carlos in South Florida photoshopped this Obama Schnitt



Schnitt's Post-Op Hand


Obama Garb Photo
A two-year-old picture of Barack Obama dressed in traditional Somali garb has sparked a new war of words between the Democratic presidential front-runner and rival Hillary Clinton, whose aides say they can’t confirm or deny whether her camp is the source of the photo. Full Story from Fox News
 
 



Marine Saves Dog's Life
While on patrol in the Anbar province, Dennis spotted what appeared to be a gray and white, male German shepherd-border collie mix. He named the dog Nubs after learning someone cut the ears off believing it would make the dog more aggressive and alert. Full Story from the AP
 



Hey, Hey. Hey Obama-Aid
Thank to Rick in Tampa for his Obamalicious photoshopped image.
 

Navy Takes Out the Spy Satellite
[Marine Gen. James Cartwright] estimated there was an 80-90 percent chance that the missile struck the most important target on the satellite — its fuel tank, containing 1,000 pounds of hydrazine, which Pentagon officials say could have posed a health hazard to humans if it had landed in a populated area… Video and Full Story from HotAir


Second Coming? What Would Obama Do?


Fed Forecasts Higher Unemployment, Higher Inflation
The Federal Reserve on Wednesday lowered its projection for economic growth this year, citing damage from the double blows of a housing slump and credit crunch. It said it also expects higher unemployment and inflation. Full Story from ABC News


Fidel Castro Resigns Cuban Presidency
Fidel Castro is no longer Cuba's leader. Last night, in a letter to the state-run newspaper Granma, the 81-year-old resigned as president of the Cuban state council as well as the nation's commander in chief, five days before his current mandate expired. Full Story from Cigar Aficionado


Obama's Flag Flap in Houston
Obama campaign office in Houston and what do you see on the wall? A flag with a picture of the murderer Che Guevara. Full Story from Flopping Aces

Cigar Dave Filling In


Off His Meds
Northern Illinois University on Friday identified the gunman who shot and killed five people in a classroom as Steven P. Kazmierczak, whom police described as an award-winning student "revered" by colleagues and faculty. Full Story from CNN


Syria's Osama Dead
Hezbollah's Imad Moughniyah, implicated in the bombing of the US barracks in Beirut in 1983 that killed hundreds, dies in a blast in Syria. Full Story from Channel 4
 
 

Mayor Na-GUN!

A firestorm of controversy ensued after Mayor Ray Nagin, sporting a broad smile, seemed to aim an assault rifle at Police Superintendent Warren Riley in a Times-Picayune newspaper photo. Full Story from WDSU
[Schnitt Note: While Schnitt is no fan of the Mayor, from video evidence, he wasn't intentionally pointing the weapon at anyone. He just doesn't know how to handle a weapon.]



Officer Dude Gets Angry At Skaters
A veteran Baltimore police officer was suspended after a video appeared on YouTube showing him manhandling a 14-year-old skateboarder. The video, which was reportedly shot during the summer and just recently appeared on YouTube, begins with Officer Salvatore Rivieri approaching a group of teens on skateboards. Full Story from ABC News

  1. Clemens Pressed by Congress
  2. Iran Puts Uranium Gas in Centrifuges
  3. Obama Crushes Clinton In Potomac Primary
  4. Bush signs economic stimulus package
  5. [Video] - Obama, Madison, WI speech
  6. Baliunas Says Global Warming Related To Sun
  7. Greenhouse Affect
  8. Ethanol Worse Than Gasoline By Stephen Leahy
  9. [Video] - Chris Matthews gets a “thrill up his leg”
  10. Writers return to work: When will your favorite NBC shows return?
  11. [Video] - Scarborough: Hillary's Wolfson Might Have Feeling 'Running Down His Leg'
  12. Beagle Uno Becomes First of Breed to Win Westminster
  13. He's got Obamaphilia
  14. Barack the Gardener
  15. Anablog: Being Barry
  16. U.S. judge confirms freeze of Venezuela funds
  17. US Judge Scalia on 'So-Called Torture'
  18. Sheriff apologizes to quadriplegic
  19. NAACP head calls on Democrats to seat Florida, Michigan delegates
  20. Sharpton: Don't Seat Fla., Mich.

DHS: Bombers Pregnancy Prosthetics'
The U.S. Department of Homeland Security is reminding law-enforcement officials of the increased use of female suicide bombers worldwide, and warning that women terrorists might hide explosives in devices “that mimic the look of a pregnant woman.” Full Story from MSNBC

Jew Eating Bunny - Watch Out For His Fangs
[Video] - Hamas Bunny, Assud, Replaces His "Martyred" Brother Nahoul the Bee and Vows to Liberate Al-Aqsa and "Eat" Jews. Full Video and Translation from MEMRI
 



Wiener Wipe-Out
Famed vehicle spins, crashes on snow-covered Pa. highway; 'hotdoggers' OK. Full Story from the Star Gazette


He's Coming to America
Britain intends to extradite jailed Islamist cleric Abu Hamza al-Masri to the United States to face terror charges, the Home Office said Thursday. The interior ministry made the announcement after Home Secretary Jacqui Smith signed an extradition order. Full Story from AFP
Fox News - McCain the Democrat

Unfortunate “error” of the day. Full Story from Hotair.com



Mitt Romney Suspends White House Bid
"I feel I have to stand aside for our party, and for our country. I will continue to stand for conservative principles" Full Story from Reuters


Al Qaeda Trains Young Boys as Terrorists, Tapes Show
Al Qaeda propaganda tapes released by Multinational Forces-Iraq reveal a possible new trend in the group's terror strategy in Iraq. Video and Full Story from Fox News
Mid-South Tornadoes Claim 50 Lives; 150 Hurt
Tornadoes and thunderstorms shattered parts of the U.S. South on Tuesday and Wednesday, killing at least 50 people and injuring more than 150 in the deadliest such storms in nine years. Full Story from Reuters


Revolution Thwarted?
The Republican party's Super Tuesday survey of 21 states could be more a time for soul searching than celebrating for the scrappy, insurgent presidential campaign of Texas Rep. Ron Paul. Full Story from ABC News



Hillary Cries on Super Tuesday Eve
Sen. Hillary Clinton teared up this morning at an event at the Yale Child Study Center, where she worked while in law school in the early 1970s. Video and Full Story from Swamp Politics
Schnitt Stain Face
We've customized one of the Tide to Go ads that aired during the Super Bowl. We added Schnitt's face into the stain. Check it out



Political Gladiators
Super Tuesday...Political Gladiators square off. One of the new videos from the Barely Political people. Video from their YouTube page


Brit Off To The Nut House Again
Troubled pop star Britney Spears was rushed to a hospital in the middle of night, escorted by a small army of police on motorcycles, cruisers and helicopters. The huge convoy pulled away from a side entrance to Spears' Studio City, Calif., home about 1 a.m. and headed to the UCLA Medical Center. Full Story from ABC News


Edwards Calls It Quits
Former Sen. John Edwards abandoned his presidential bid on Wednesday, leaving the field to his front-running rivals after his campaign failed to make headway in early contests to pick a Democratic candidate for the November election. Full Story from Reuters


McCain Defeats Romney in Florida Republican Primary
Hillary Wins Dem Beauty Pageant

Sen. John McCain has defeated former Gov. Mitt Romney in the coveted GOP Florida primary, sending him to next week's critical Feb. 5 multi-state battle a bona fide Republican frontrunner. Full Story from ABC News
Obama Snubs Clinton And Gives Her Dagger Eyes

So close, yet so far away -- and so bitter. Rival Democrats Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Obama came within a foot of each other just before President Bush's State of the Union speech Monday night and managed not to acknowledge each other, and certainly not touch. Full Story from WLTX



Bush's Last SOTU - Tonight
President Bush will deliver his seventh and last State of the Union message tonight emphasizing gains in Iraq and his initiatives for a slowing economy. Full Story from the American Thinker


Matt Lauer Surprises Hillary with the Obama Slumlord Photo

A photograph has surfaced that purports to show Hillary Clinton posing with Bill Clinton and Chicago landlord Tony Rezko. Full Story from Fox News



Report: North Korea used UN program to skim money
North Korea used the bank accounts of a U.N. agency for deceptive cash transfers, among a wide range of abuses of that organization’s presence in the communist state, a U.S. Senate panel reported on Wednesday. Full Story from HotAir



Heath Ledger Autopsy Results Due in 10-14 days
"The autopsy was finished and the cause of death for Mr. Ledger will be pending further study," said Ellen Borakove, spokeswoman for the medical examiner. She said results would be released in 10 to 14 days, after tissue and toxicology tests. Full Story from Reuters, plus Photos


Out Said Fred
It's curtains for the presidential campaign of Fred Thompson, whose campaign failed to capitalize on early momentum and never won any presidential contests. Full Story from ABC News


Granny Busted At Mickey D's Drive Thru
A grandmother of eight wanted fries and a cup of coffee, but she got handcuffs instead. Full Story from MyFoxTampaBay
 

World Stocks Nosedive
World stocks nosedived and demand for safe-haven bonds and currencies soared on Monday as fears gripped investors that a deteriorating U.S. economy would drag others down with it. The losses on the blue-chip stock indexes of Germany, Britain and France alone amounted to more than $350 billion, or roughly the size of the combined economies of New Zealand, Hungary and Singapore. Full Story from Reuters


Golfweek Noose Cover - Should The Editor Have Been Fired?
One day after a racially insensitive cover graphic of a noose snowballed into a national controversy, Golfweek magazine replaced its longtime editor and vice president, Dave Seanor. Full Story from Golf.com
Hillary Laughs At Britney
Senator Hillary Clinton has prepared answers to questions on nearly all the world's problems -- but she didn't have an answer to a key question on the minds of voters: Can you help Britney?! Full Story from TMZ


Reporter Pisses Off Bill
Bill Clinton dressed down a San Francisco reporter Wednesday who asked him about a lawsuit filed by a teachers union aiming to stop polling at Las Vegas hotels during this Saturday’s Nevada caucuses. Full Story from Fox News
 



'American Idol' Premiere Lowest Rated in Four Years
The seventh-season premiere of Fox’s “American Idol” was its lowest-rated in four years. “Idol” fell from last year’s series-high premiere perch, yet was once again a ratings titan that readily blew away all competitors Tuesday night, as well as all other network premieres from earlier this season. Full Story from TV Week


Bush Hanging With His Saudi Buddy

President Bush stands with Saudi Prince Salman, brother of Saudi King Abdullah, while watching a traditional sword dance at the Al Murabba Palace and Natural History Muesum in Al Janadriyah, Saudi Arabia, Tuesday, Jan. 15, 2008. Full Story from ABC News



Ron Paul Similar Look To
Heaven's Gate Nut

Close on Physical Resemblance



Duncan Hunter
Schnitt interviewed Congressman Duncan Hunter regarding his campaign for President, border security and the Strait of Hormuz incident.

Sheriff: Pregnant Marine Is Dead
A pregnant Marine missing for nearly a month is dead, and investigators were seeking a senior officer she had accused of raping her, a sheriff said Friday. Authorities had not recovered the body of the 20-year-old woman, but they believed she was buried in a shallow grave, Onslow County Sheriff Ed Brown said. Full Story from AP
 



The Mad Doctor Paul

Photoshop'ed photo submitted by a Schnitt Show listener. Dr. Ron Paul performing a brain transfer on Schnitt's decapitated head to turn him into a Paulsie.

Kerry Endorses Obama; Snubs Ex-Running Mate Edwards
Democratic White House hopeful Barack Obama picked up a major endorsement on Thursday with the party's 2004 nominee John Kerry announcing he would back his presidential bid. Kerry's endorsement was a snub to former North Carolina Sen. John Edwards, his vice presidential running mate in 2004 who is also running for president but is a distant third in national polls to New York Sen. Hillary Clinton and Obama. Full Story from Reuters


USS Cole - What Can Happen When A Small Boat Gets Too Close To Our Ships


AL Police: Man Confessed To Throwing 4 Children Off Bridge
A man angered after a dispute with his wife confessed to tossing his four young children off a bridge, authorities said Wednesday as they searched murky waters for the bodies. Full Story from the AP


NH Election 2008
High turnout at polling stations is forcing the New Hampshire secretary of state's office to send more ballots out to some polling locations after receiving calls that they were running low, New Hampshire Deputy Secretary of State Dave Scanlan said. Full Story from CNN
Transition 2008?

It's a 'Hill-Billy'



Fat Bastard Terrorist Tears Up His Passport

In a moment of melodrama, Gadahn declares a symbolic rejection of his American citizenship in protest of the continued imprisonment of Sheikh Omar Abdul Rahman. Full Story from Laura Mansfield



Iowa Heart Huckabee

Mitt Romney suffered a humiliating defeat to Baptist preacher-turned-hayseed politician Mike Huckabee in the Iowa caucuses last night, sending the former Bay State governor limping into New Hampshire for another uphill fight. Meanwhile, Illinois Sen. Barack Obama roared past former front-runner Sen. Hillary Clinton to win on the Democratic side. Former North Carolina Sen. John Edwards also made an impressive showing that is expected to give his sagging effort new energy. Full Story from the Boston Herald

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BOLO: Honor Killing Father
Irving police have issued a capital murder warrant for a cab driver accused of fatally shooting his two teenage daughters. The bodies were found in his taxi. Full Story from ABC News
 



Hillary Attracts The Crazies
A man with a knife was arrested inside a campaign headquarters of Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton in Decorah in northeast Iowa, police said Wednesday. Christopher James Faris, 42, of Decorah was arrested Monday evening. He was charged with carrying weapons and with third-degree harassment. Full Story from the AP


Hundreds of Thousands Mourn Bhutto
GARHI KHUDA BAKHSH, Pakistan (AP) - Many among the mourners chanted for justice and blamed the government for their heroine's death. Others jostled to get a last glimpse of the flag-draped coffin. Some simply wept and hugged each other. More from breitbart.com



Benazir Bhutto Assassinated
RAWALPINDI, Pakistan (CNN) -- Pakistan's former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto was assassinated Thursday after addressing a large gathering of her supporters. More from CNN



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Mortal Kombat - Worse Than Lionel Tate
Police charged two Colorado teenagers as adults in the beating death of a 7-year-old girl. Police arrested Lamar Roberts, 17, and Heather Maria Trujillo, 16, Tuesday night for the death of Zoe Garcia following a playful wrestling bout, mimicking the video game Mortal Kombat, that got out of control, KGMH-TV in Denver, said Thursday. Full Story from YellowBrix


Lisa Druck aka Rielle Hunter Alleged Mistress Now Rumored to Carry Love Child

Presidential candidate John Edwards is caught up in a love child scandal, a blockbuster ENQUIRER investigation has discovered. The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively that Rielle Hunter, a woman linked to Edwards in a cheating scandal earlier this year, is more than six months pregnant — and she's told a close confidante that Edwards is the father of her baby! Full Story at the National Enquirer



Huckabee's Subliminal Cross?

Why are people ticked at the cross, when he mentions Christ, Christmas, God and Christ again, during the commercial?



Jihadi Interview Audio
Here is the entire two-hour long interview with the Jihadist, from Dec. 13, 2007 -

Scary Hillary Photo, Drudge Was Displaying
Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y. finishes her door-to-door campaigning in Manchester, N.H., Saturday, Dec. 15, 2007



Estrada Wants To Be Buried As A Cop
The former CHiPs star is a reserve officer after completing training he started for reality show Armed & Famous - and now he thinks of himself as a lawmaker first, actor second. Full Story from World Entertainment News


Mitchell Report Names Clemens, Bonds, Rocker
Dozens of top baseball stars including Roger Clemens were named on Thursday in the long-awaited Mitchell Report on steroids use, which Major League Baseball hopes will help clean its tarnished image. Full Story from Reuters
 



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